Yo, boss. We gotta talk.

oajaky so, naeseter

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[Voice Post Recording:]

Awesome job breaking all my fingers man, seriously. Oh, no wait! You missed one, left pinky's just fine. But yeah, not exactly brilliant for typin', if ya catch my drift.

Aaagh. What was I gonna say. Oh, right. We have a fucking deal now, okay? You touch one, ONE fuckin' hair--

[sounds of a coughing]

--one fuckin' hair on that girl's head and so help me fucking GOD--

[more coughing, something splattering onto the floor, then pained breathing]

--you're gonna have the army of Hell after you, I promise. I'd like to remind you I made it easy, didn't fight back at all. So you ain't seen me pissed, man.

As for everyone else, leave it. Deal's a deal. He kicked the shit outta me, and in return he's gonna leave Chloe the fuck alone. That's that. Everything's just fuckin' awesomesauce.

[end of recording]

Uhhh. I just found this saved, and realised I never actually posted it, so uh, here's what I chose for that music meme that was going round, lolz? Something about picking bits of songs that best fit your characters.

( Cut for being looooong. )

Che, cute. Some people must be out of their freakin' minds.

Othello...you got a minute?

That survey thing that's goin' round can go fuck off. I've never typed "no" so many times in my life.

brb hiding under a rock and dying of shame

hey vivi i be stealin ur grammar

Ask any of my characters whatever questions you would like without having to approach them with it ICly. You might ask how they feel about yours, about their motivations, or about how you might get in their good graces. Or anything else you can think of.

I play:

Shiro ninelivesbaby
Schro katzchenjunge
Maxwell iscariotmaxwell
JENOVA crisisfromskies
Tseng headoftheturks
Scarlet shootingyoudown
Kio kioxsoubi4eva
Bridget bandaloreboy
Crowley ineffableapples
Maru&Moro cutebutsoulless
Hinamori deathpeach
Marluxia faux_rose

...so, according to this, I'm attention-seeking, I can't do close relationships, and I feel inadequate. Great. These quizzes suck.

...there is something seriously fucked up about this community. People who are supposed to be dead are joining. Except they're not resurrected or whatever, they don't know they were dead. Like they're from another time.

If it was anywhere else, I'd say this was a bunch of asshole imposters trying to fuck with Othello's head. But this place is full of crazy shit.

This whole thing is fucked.

...does anyone else with this virus feel really kind of weird? I mean like, you find your self acting really strangely?

...so this is some sort of freakin' virus, right? Fanfuckingtastic. -__-;

I am the ugliest lesbian ever.

...oh, and no pussy jokes, thanks.

edit: ...I've just realised I'm surrounded by men who haven't seen a woman in months. I'm gonna get raped. D:

CONGRATS~!

Oh man, Kadaj, Yunalesca, I'm so happy for you~~!! This is awesome. I mean, twins?! That's so cool! Dammit guys, I'm just so pleased it all went okay.

OMFG I'M A GODFATHER OMFG OMFG AHAHAH YAY~!

...I wish Tifa hadn't even joked about it. Why the hell do all the chicks treat me like either I'm just a friend, or that I don't even exist? :/ Life, please stop BITING ASS.
No love, Shiro.

And goddamn Tifa of all people. The woman is fiiiiiiiine.